Friday, August 18, 2006

A Lizard's Tale

by Gecko

This is the story of my life on Go-Krida, it's dumb, it's long, and it'll probably remind you of mashed peas. Yes. It's that good. So here on a hot june morning, I lazily write my memories of Go-Krida.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It's all grey... my. Oooh, here's a staircase! A gate... five gates... Metal. Hmm... Life. Interesting.

Black Grotto...

So I am the bane of leaf and the banee of Sky eh? Maybe I should go destroy the Sky gate... that way the Sky people cannot kill me. I shall journey.

Silverknight? Hello, I'm Gecko, I'm going to the Sky gate, do you know where it is? Ooh.. West. Then that's where I will go.

Gaia? Hello, all I see here is water... there is no Sky gate. Do you know where it is? It's near you? Ok.

Wait... You're killing me. Hey! That was my favorite toe! My God... you just cut off my legs! Oh well, it's only a flesh wound!

Greyness.

Gates.

Leaf. I will destroy my killer. Mother nature will be defeated by Father Nature. Mwahaha.

Black Grotto...

There's land around me for the taking, I'll take it. I'll build up my people before I kill this monster. Hello Link, Hello Elendae!

Anabel? You want food? Of course, and yes, you can stay on my land as long as you please.

Forums.

I will make a "Black Grotto Guild" Anabel will be in it. We are friends now. Link is in it. I journey to him. I say hi. I go to sleep. When I wake up, greyness.

Leaf, of course.

Blue Twin...

I see Mystic Mist... I see Sproo. I'm mad that I am not on my loved Black Grotto. I speak to Anabel. The Black Grotto Guild is now the Black Grotto Alliance, it is going well. She tells me the only way to get back is to kill myself. So I do. Greyness...

Blue Twin...

I kill myself again. I want to help Anabel with the BGA!

Greyness...
Leaf...

Blue Twin...

Bah, I'll invent.

Leaf Magic. Why doesn't it do anything? I ask Sproo.

He dosn't know.

There is a man named "Tututkhamen" on Blue Twin, he is causing a disturbance. Sproo asks me to take care of the gate while he helps the other souls kill Tututkhamen. I guard well. I like Sproo, he is powerfull. I go to a hamlet, Mystic Mist's old hamlet. I find it's aggressive, I can do nothing.

Greyness.

Yellow Moon...

I see God, I see Froggy, I want to get back to Blue Twin to guard the gate. So I kill myself again.

Greyness.

Rainbow Catastrophe Earth.

I'm done with all this dying, there's a lot of land around here, so I take control of it. I see Mosga, I see Daithi. They are my friends now. I live my life well, it's fun. I hear about another soul with Leaf Magic. He seems to have used it. I use my leaf magic, it's fun. We talk about how interesting this new power is. Life is good.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


(Gecko, Jun 14)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anabel is here! She talks about this new magic called "Spatial Magic". She says she can travel worlds with it. I ask her to teach me. She teaches me other things too. I look at my skills and am amazed, I can kill somebody with Sorcery!

I decide to travel west, I leave my land with QueenMulla. I see Scatterbrain, and I teach him my new magics. We practice the Sorcery on glazed players. It is fun.

As I talk to Anabel about this new Spatial Magic, I decide to create a new alliance. A universal alliance. It will be called the "Black Portal Alliance" and anybody from any world can join. Anabel is on Yellow Moon now, and she has a friend called "KiOfSiRiJS". I find him incredibly annoying, he asks all these stupid questions. I don't want him in the alliance, but Anabel says that we should let everybody in so I let him in.

Futurebeatle has another alliance like mine. He tells me "i tink we shood join 4ces, f r e 1 shood be in R allaince". So we make the Universal Portal Allaince.

I am on the forums and I read of a very annoying soul named "DoomAxe". He is water, and I decide that I will go kill him for TearDrop.

I journey west again, and I reach the ends of the earth, I see an interesting sight... Gaia is in the ocean. She appears to be killing DoomAxe.. oh well, when one window closes, a door (in the shape of a water soul) opens. I settle my people on the edge of the sea and create Old Forests. I wait there and study Gaia's movements. She seems to have a system.

I hear about a new Alliance called "The Brotherhood of E". I think that it'd probably be an interesting group of people to be friends with. Tututkahmen, that angel that so long ago killed Zog, LordGarion, an angel that angered God so much that he was crippled on the forums, and last but not least Eclipse... the "damigod" of destruction.

I message Eclipse.

He says I have to kill somebody powerful.

I see Gaia.

I smile.

Suddenly, Gannet is there. He goes to Gaia. Things are bad now. I won't be able to take them both on, plus, Gaia has many people. I decide to just kill Gannet, he only has one person while Gaia has around four hundred on her. Also, Gannet killed Anabel, my greatest friend. I plan.

The night is still. Gaia and Gannet are asleep... I shed my people, I have only ten with me. I secretly enter the water and mount a surprise attack on Gannet. I think of how he murdered Anabel and how I will join the Brotherhood. But suddenly, he's awake! He summons people, I can do nothing, I am still moving towards him.


I am there.

He starts his chanting, and I start mine. I take off three, four, five of his people, he has only 2 left. No! I fail, I am paralyzed with the failure and I cannot move as his Missile of Blue Flame engulfs me...

Greyness...

I chose leaf, dejectedly...

Rainbow Catastrophe Earth. At least I am home.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


(Gecko, Jun 14)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I take back my village, thank QueenMulla for her friendship and start building up my lands again. Old Forests spring up everywhere, and hamlets of two hundred are common now. I let friends live inside my borders. Dryad, PoisonIvy, QueenMulla - they help me and I help them. I help my friend Sergio start out in the southern reaches of the leaf lands - he grows in strength too.

These days are fun. Soccerdad walks among the south of my lands now, I keep the Leaf gate clean of people whos eyes have glazed and clones.

Multimagin is here. I go to the gate to eradicate this clonelord. Another of his clones apears, and another and another. I dispatch Multimagin rather quickly, and I have another at his last legs, but they reapear at the gate just as soon as I kill them! I quickly message the Archangel Streben and ask him to save me while I'm still alive, and like a meracle he apears! He dispatches them in the time it takes me to blink... I'm stricken with fear and respect. He leaves with my peace and thanks.

Shooken by this near death I put a large hamlet on the gate and start to build my hamlets up even larger. I talk to Soccerdad about possibly letting me buy some of his men with land.

As I journey to his lands I am again caught on the gate with these clones... but this time, Streben doesn't get there in time. I die with the swords of seven clones.

Greyness...

I pick the gate of vines...

I see my friend Zhater, I'm not in RCE anymore toto...

Rainbow Maiden...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 3~~~~~~~~~~~


(Gecko, Jun 14)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rainbow Maiden -- I've heard of this, the last stand of Eclipse I beleive.

Now it is the world of Zhater, Anabel and Froggy are helping him make this world a universal power once again. There's a leaf gate, and the young sprouts are everywhere.

Journey south, to an unowned village - I take it.

The charges leave my hands and enter the space surrounding me, the energy is static everywhere in this small village. I ready my hand and Telepathically signal my friend on Rainbow Catastrophe - I say "God be with you" to Zhater and Anabel and leave the beatiful forests of Rainbow Maiden.

Ah - my lands are still as beautiful as when I left them. The minor souls apear to be a larger number than before, larger than any other army I have ever seen.

-----------------------------------

My days are quiet now. Nothing much to do save Enchant the forests and grow my people. The Vile Storms that happened a few days ago frightened me - my friend Skajunma was killed in them as she travelled from world to world. The world she was on was destroyed.

I have recently started the Universal Portal Alliance again, Scatterbrain and Dragyn my right and left.

God has reintigrated himself, he is now Shzuru - the Archangel of Energy.

I am level ten now. I feel so much better.


I go to my north country to vacation, I hardly wake from my slumber for the next couple months - and when I finally do awake I find a horrer - Quezalcoatl has killed me while I slept.

Greyness is everywhere.

Heaven - it's different

Weed through the souls to the mountains

Journey to the temple of Zefial

Such new and wonderous things to see

The Rim

I'm too impatient to walk it, but it's beauty is still amazes me

The Garden, a secret, I find it and the crystal flowers entice my mind with their exotic charm

The Bedroom of Shzuru

The Logos

I read

I understand

The First Light - the heart of Shzuru

The Temple of Sebian, I see the new souls enter the universe

I wait in the greyness while I talk to Dworkin and Scatterbrain, Ithelruna and Corioll, Sproo and Anabel, Froggy and Soccerdad

It appears Quetzalcoatl has taken my lands - I say I will be back for them, he agrees to give me them when I return

I have set my mind on being Ressurected

Dworkin is taking so long... he is doing what he can though

We talk of the Lunar Alliance - it has fallen some since Froggy and Skajunma led it.

The Front is started

Haha

Silly LA

But plans become naught, opinions change

I sit in Zefial's chair and leaf through his books and papers - he appears to not be very active.

I poke him

Hehe

Didn't do anything

I carve my name into his leg

Haha

Didn't do anything

Ooh

Anabel is calling me

I land in her arms... Metal.


Rainbow Maiden, once again.

~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


(Gecko, Jun 15)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Metal - I feel so restricted, almost inhuman.

So different from the lively looseness of Leaf... well, Arzyeka's will will be done I guess.


Oooh... Anabel

Right

I'm alive again.

Goodbye Anabel, Ancalagon has offered to show me the ways of Metal

This new Alchemy sounds interesting.

Desert Seeds turn into Ironweed turn into Iron...

This power feels so different from the musical magic of the trees.

South.

Land.

As my Tungsten starts to pile up, I head to my friend KingDucky on his world. He has so much Tungsten!

Next to Blue Twin, thank you Pevati for telling me about this Tungsten.

Of course I will tranform for you Illniyar!

Such beautiful things on Blue Twin.

Hamlets of three hundred leaf on White Mountains.

Tungsten everywhere, Quintessense everywhere...

Zirconium?

I need to get back in the loop, if I ever was in it.

Enix? You want to use my people to help defend from an attack?

Of course.

Enix, why are you on my village?

My village is no longer there...

Enix, why did you destroy my village?

"i din distroi ur village? hehe?"

Back to RM - this idiot must be taught a lesson.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


(Gecko, Jun 17)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Enix... what an idiot.

He's pompous, arrogant, presumptuous... my, I'll be glad when he's gone.

He reminds me a bit of that KiOfSiRiJS guy, save the fact Kio has much better grammar and dosn't go around destroying his allies lands.

Ah, thank you Anabel for Gathering, I appreciate it. I can always count on you, eh?

Ah! There is that blasted fool, he's flooding my lands!

So I start rebuilding my village - why would he do such a thing? I was his bloody ally!

Ok. He just took all the hamlets I let him borrow and is coming at me with them.

Great.

He's forcebolting me.

What a good ally.

"hehe? u r gunna di? lol?"

Idiot.

Glitterbomb.

Like that?

Bah.

Gothmistress? You can help me? Queztalcoatl will help too? But I have to forgive him.... oh well. He was just a noob. Noobs do things like that.

Thank you Gothmistress, Queztalcoatl. I owe you my life.

Yellow Moon... so different than before.

So many new players.... so many Sorc points...

Mwahahahaha.

Gate Patrol is fun... Eh?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


(Gecko, Jun 20)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yellow Moon - it squirms, it buzzes, it thrives; the metropolis of the universe, unlike any other planet.

Mastering Sorcery here has proven rather simple. There are plenty of younger souls that seem to want to die. It makes me feel almost evil. It's a good feeling.

Oh! There's my friend Futurebeatle! I wonder how he died - oh, right, my other friend Siegfried killed him. I wonder why people just can't get along.

Wait.. why is Futurebealte chanting like that?

Arzyeka in Dream! He just destroyed the gate!

Ouroboros! We must do something about this... Alright, I'll keep this side under control - I've just messaged everybody I can, the defenses should be falling in shortly!

Futurebeatle again! He destroyed another one! We need to get these denses up now!

Here - I'll teach everybody I can Solar Alchemy, this allows for people to stop Futurebeatles dangerous spell before he finishes it and destroys us all!

Ah! KiOfSiRiJS is coming with more people and Glitterbombs! Good, he can help us out with the guarding; we need a good strong soul for the Sky gate. Arzyeka be with him.

Oh no, Futurebeatle just destroyed the Water Gate on my beloved Rainbow Catastrophe Earth. I'm saddened by this loss. I remember when that gate was first built - I used to journey down there for Teardrop hunting every once in a while.

Things are finally together - the gates are all protected, the Leaf Gate is being rebuilt right now! Futurebeatle hasn't been heard of for a while though.

Normal life is starting to fall back. But wait... is that Talons on the gate? Holy Biscuit! How lucky can we get in a week? The first gate destroyer is here now...

We must act quickly to make sure Talons dosn't destroy the gate.

Shzuru be praised. She's gone. Things are back to normal, I'll start charging my square to leave now.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```


(Gecko, Jun 24)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
KingDucky - what a good friend. He's letting me Alchemize his Tungsten for him. Oh! My level of skill in Alchemy has risen once more! And what is this about new knowledges for us Masters of Metal? I need to journey back to Yellow Moon as soon as I can.

Ah! The Weir gates are starting to be used more. A new world is becoming the hubb for them, and KingDucky's world is going to be connected to it. Now I can just walk to Yellow Moon! This is the best thing since sliced Holy Bread. Yum. I like Holy Bread. Buttered Holy Bread.

What is KingDucky doing? He's angering Grandmother, the Matron of Blue Crone world. If he causes the Weir to be disconnected, I'm seriously gonna get peeved. Bah. People should learn to get along.

That's one of my biggest peeves, you know? People hate each other for stupid reasons. Then they expect me to hate them too by proxy, just cause I'm their friend. They don't take into account that I'm usually the friend of the other person too. Some people say I have no backbone, that I don't choose between different people; I think they are the people without backbones. They don't stick up for humanity. I have chosen, I have chosen my friends.

In any regard, I have now learned these new knowledges and am practicing them on Yellow Moon. Copasetic is letting me use his lands while I am here, he is such a kind soul. I wish there were more like him.

Ah - I am trading with these fine Yellow Mooners... they seem to want the SE I can now make through alchemy. Also they want knowledges and Adamant. All of which I have in overstock. (smiles)

Blooddrake? You have land for me on your world? Scatterbrain is there too? "White Sea"... Let me think about it. Well, if you insist... Ok.

We need lackies? Well, I know this one young fellow... nobody likes him much, but I think he has potential. Kcunda. Yes... Also, there is my friend Soybean, he is a sky soul like yourself. Ok. I'll bring Maleficiencia and Thrantar with me as well, they are both Conjurers of high regard.

This space is charged enough I think... I'll trigger now!

Oh damn... I failed and then triggered again... The fail must have taken charge away. Soybean and I are still here!

I'll go back down to Copasetic's lab and wait till Scatterbrain is ready again. In the meantime I think I'll invent...

Stoneworking... Azyeka's behind I wish I would stop inventing this useless knowledge over and over again.

Lapidarian Alchemy? Ooh... Interesting.

Now I must go... they are ready.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


(Gecko, Jun 30)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 9~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

White Sea... Blooddrake, Scatterbrain, Kcunda, Thrantar, Maleficencia, this will be our home eh? We shall make this world as great as Yellow Moon and as powerfull as Blue Twin, but we will be our own.

Kcunda, you have done good work with the lands. I am glad I chose you.

Now quickly, I have to go once more. I will be back though...

Black Dust - a desert planet. Mmmmm desert... these arid plains are becoming closer to my heart then even the Old Forests of leaf.

Here you go Flawblure, your head is greater now, eh? I must go back to White Sea though, then to Rainbow Pheonix. I must do some work for Anjill.

Kcunda, you are ready now? Good, I shall start my magics.

I pull back the space and trigger from Black Dust... oh crap.

Deserts again.. but mountains are here too.

LordGarion? Snagglepuss? ltlprincess? Not quite the Kcunda I was expecting... though ltlprincess is a bit more attractive.

Snagglepuss is chanting... might be a good time to use a Glitterbomb.

Scatterbrain, I'm on Rainbow Youth... yes, I know it's been abandoned for hundreds of days. Yes... I could probably forcebolt Lordgarion... but no, I'm not gonna do that. I'll start summoning people just in case? All right?

Anjill - yeah I'm in a bit of a bind.

Kcunda - what happened?

And you, would you be able to help if I summoned you? Alright... good. Let me see if this can be fixed diplomatically. Oh yeah... Lordgarion is forcebolting me now.

Lordgarion - I don't want to battle you, I will call in people if neccessary.

Scatterbrain, Lordgarion is Forcebolting me now, I think I'm going to send in for reinforcements, yeah we could handle him. Oh great, Snagglepuss and ltlprincess are forcebolting me now too. Yay, this is a great day to miss a trigger, eh?

Lordgarion... respond. I haven't done anything to you, I'd really like to just leave...

Ah... we can make a deal? Ok. You've stopped? Good... I'm really not interested in RY... I just want to get back to WS and go to RP.

Kcunda, can you summon me? Ah... Bard can give you energy to do so? Good... I'm glad we have Bard here.

Anjill, I'm going to WS, I can come to your planet soon after.

Damnit.. Snagglepuss and ltltprincess are still forcebolting me! I thought you said you told them to stop Lordgarion? Ah... they probably haven't gotten the message yet... right.

Kcunda, summon me now... I'm still getting forcebolted.

Bye Rainbow Youth!

I precipitate from the sky of White Sea, thanks Kcunda. Now I've got to leave for Rainbow Pheonix.

Anjill... hello, what a nice welcome. Dragyn, Figgywiggy, Sproo, Inquisword. How good to see you all. A nice respite from the barrain lands of Rainbow Youth. Now I must start building.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 9~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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